Sit down and grab a stiff drink. Or several.
i. Francesco - yes, Francesco Totti - left training today with a flexor injury - you know, the one he joked about to reporters yesterday - and is now in doubt.
ii. Juan's leg apparently did detach itself and walk out of the hotel, so he's likely a no go. Pick your poison: Loria or Diamoutene. I pick absinthe.
iii. Both Cicinho and Mirko are looking unlikely - available and far from 100% at the very best.
iv. Aquilani is ready to go, which is a nice surprise. Throw him in a game of technique and he'll light it up.
This is awful, and it's not even gameday yet.