GENOA, ITALY - MAY 20: Pescara Calcio manager Zdenek Zeman celebrates after their promotion to Serie A after the Serie B match between UC Sampdoria and Pescara Calcio at Luigi Ferraris Stadium on May 20, 2012 in Genoa, Italy. (Photo by Marco Luzzani/Getty Images)
Ooh, look - surprise!
"Next year I will be coaching Roma. Today I am only going to be talking about Pescara. We can start talking about the Giallorossi from next week," the 65-year-old told reporters during a press conference.
And here we go. This portion calls for a montage of machine guns, Formula 1 racing cars and various synthetic drugs being taken by ballet dancers.