The only derby that matters is upon us, and since the CdT is no longer able to allow fans to post links to unlicensed live streams of the game, I thought I'd start a list of coded phrases that can help other fans find quality streams. I realize this may violate the rule and get deleted immediately, but it seems just as likely that no one will ever read it... Either way, I'm glad to waste my time writing it.
The idea is that when someone asks for a stream (even though they're not allowed to be posted and someone likely just posted a not-so-subtle hint a comment or two prior), everyone will be able to communicate with the code and find the least lagging, pixelated, ad popping, seizure inducing video, so that we can all type the correct goal scorer's name misspelled in all caps at roughly the same time.
You can find these sites by googling the names below, here goes:
atdhe = any phrase that is likely a non sequitur consisting of words that begin with the letters a t d h e. I don't want to make a rule for this because I like reading other posters random phrases
the first row = anytime someone says anything about how good their view is from the first row or some equivalent. It seems ridiculous that I have to list this one, but I've seen people ask what was meant by "My stream is so good that it's like I'm watching from THE FIRST ROW"
rojadirecta = I wish ______ would get a STRAIGHT RED. Pretty easy stuff
Wiziwig = Wizard Hairpieces - if wig was an English loan word in Italian, and maybe it is, the plural would be 'i wig,' like The Simpsons, which is always on tv there, is 'i simpson'
vipboxonline = It's like I'm watch with Pallotta/Ilary/Belen in the VIP Box.
For any hint, it would be helpful if you left a clue as to which stream on that site you found to be working well. Atdhe may have a dozen, and you'll save a fellow Romanista time by saying which one is working, instead of them having to go through all of them.
Please add any other sites and codes in the comments. These are just the sites I use, and I can always find something decent at one of them.
Forza Roma! E la lazio, MERDA!