Apologies for the delay, but we're back in full form. There will be either one or two more after this today, depending on how things work out. But we definitely need more voters. Come on, like work is better than looking at photos of ridiculous haircuts all day. Alright, maybe it is.
5. Sergio Ramos DF Real Madrid
12. Timo Kunert MF FC Schalke
I'm only going to say one thing: he is way fucking cooler than you. Just ask him.
(Sergio 'Don Johnson' Ramos...Lookin for a heeeeaaaaaaaarrtttbeeeeaatttt)
He's going to give Philippe Mexes a run for his pretty-boy money. Also, on the very very short list of defenders I would take if money was no object. He was border-line for a #1 seed strictly for those first two pictures, but I managed to hold myself back. I'm going to do my best to recreate that first picture with my luggage and the white suit the next time I fly.
I have no clue what the hell he's going for, but it's brutal. I think it might be a shaved mullet plus comb-over bangs with various colors. I think that's it. Props for originality, not much else...
I'm not sure which of the last two came first, but neither is much of an improvement on the other. There aren't any pics that I could find of him on the field, which likely means Schalke's manager is smart enough not to let that mop onto the field of play.