8. Djibril Cisse ST Marseille
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2. Francesco Totti ST AS Roma
Cisse:
Djibs beat out a No.1 seed to get here. But beating an ex-Laziale and coming up against the icon of Rome is a big difference. We've refrained from posting nude pictures of Cisse here because this blog is PG-13, as stated many many times before. Fuckers.
Dude's creative, but he's no Totti.
Il Capitano:
No words. It's all about the hair.
I don't know what you're talking about. (And Cisse got 3 topless pics for anyone who's gonna start bitchin')