(Mirko is because...well...his Mrs. is having his kid. Duh.)
Trialing something a little different today, with a hitch: I've been wanting to use CIL here for awhile but, as some of you may have noticed, the comments get slightly out of hand (in quantity). And as we have to approve all comments, it would simply be unfeasible. So I'll use this as the Liveblog platform and you can use the comments section as usual.
Anyone who violates said rule with be peppered with sausage links, one of the many large books sitting on the bookshelf across the room along with very mean words. Got it? Good.