For anyone new to Roma, or has just woken up from a coma and thinks Claudio Ranieri to still be in charge, this is a perfectly accurate - and let's be honest: I nailed it - representation of Roma's formation and tactics.
The arrow space and direction represents the area where the opposition is asked politely in the pregame not to venture because Roma would like to play pretty, but sometimes does when they're being big meanies.
Actual lineups:
Roma (4-3-1-2): 24 Stekelenburg; 87 Rosi, 4 Juan, 5 Heinze, 11 Taddei; 19 Gago, 16 De Rossi, 15 Pjanic; 10 Totti, 31 Borini, 9 Osvaldo. A disp.: 18 Curci, 77 Cassetti, 3 Josè Angel, 7 Marquinho, 20 Perrotta, 8 Lamela, 14 Bojan.
PARMA: 83 Mirante; 5 Zaccardo, 19 Ferrario, 6 A.Lucarelli; 2 Jonathan, 15 Mariga, 4 Morrone, 24 Musacci, 18 Gobbi; 10 Giovinco, 22 Palladino . A disp.: 1 Pavarini, 33 Santacroce, 23 Modesto, 7 Biabiany, 80 Valiani, 17 Valdes, 21 Okaka.