Roma Players as Classical Portraits, Courtesy of AI

If you're on any social media platform whatsoever, you may already be familiar with AI Portraits, a nifty little site that transforms photos into classically-stylized portraits in the style of Rembrandt and Caravaggio among others...and it's free! This is what the internet was created for, my friends, and since a good idea is a good idea is a good idea, I'm not too proud to admit that I completely lifted this piece from our colleagues at Cartilage Free Captain, our Spurs blog, who transformed the likes of Delle Ali and Jan Vertonghen into works of classical art.

So, without further delay, I present to you the Renaissance wing of the Roma Hall of Fame.

Paulo Fonseca

I mean, the mustache alone makes this priceless.

(Older) Francesco Totti

(Younger) Francesco Totti, Euro 2000

Odd looking, but still magnificent.

Manuela Giugliano

She doesn't look quite as excited on canvas, but we're still stoked to have her.

Daniele De Rossi

This one should be a tattoo.

Agnese Bonfantini

Alessandro Florenzi

Elisa Bartoli

Lorenzo Pellegrini

Pau Lopez

This one belongs on a stamp.

Federico Fazio (Relatively Clean Shaven)

Federico Fazio (Full Beard)

Renaissance painting subject or lead singer of a System of the Down cover band?

Davide Santon

Look at that intense, handsome motherfucker.

Amadou Diawara

Giada Greggi

Camilla Labate

Annamaria Serturini

Andrine Hegerberg

Cengiz Ünder

Justin Kluivert

Nicolo Zaniolo

That definitely looks like the cover to a book about Greek mythology.

Aleksandar Kolarov

I'd follow that face into war.

Not a current Roma player, but I just had to end it with this one....

Luca Toni

This was way too much fun. Hopefully the site stays up and we can capture a few more iconic moments this season. In the meantime, feel free to share your own!